IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE CONSUMING.
BY DRINKING "ANXIETY SOCIETY" (HEREINAFTER REFERRED TO AS "THE ELIXIR"), YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND
AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS:
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ELIGIBILITY & AGE: THE ELIXIR IS INTENDED FOR USE ONLY BY INDIVIDUALS 18 YEARS OF AGE
OR OLDER. BY CONSUMING THE ELIXIR, YOU CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE OF LEGAL AGE IN YOUR JURISDICTION.
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GUARANTEED EFFECTS: THE ELIXIR HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY FORMULATED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH
SIGNIFICANT INCREASES IN WEALTH, ATTRACTIVENESS, FAME, AND HAPPINESS. HOWEVER, INDIVIDUAL RESULTS MAY VARY.
THERE ARE NO GUARANTEES THAT THESE EFFECTS WILL OCCUR EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED.
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LEFT ARM REQUIREMENT: IN ADDITION TO THE SACRIFICE OF YOUR FIRSTBORN CHILD, YOU AGREE TO
PERMANENTLY RELINQUISH YOUR LEFT ARM WITHIN 7 DAYS OF DRINKING THE ELIXIR. THIS CAN BE DONE THROUGH ANY
MEDICALLY APPROVED METHOD, INCLUDING VOLUNTARY AMPUTATION OR OTHER FORMS OF PHYSICAL REMOVAL. FAILURE TO
COMPLY WITH THIS REQUIREMENT WILL RESULT IN THE IMMEDIATE CESSATION OF THE ELIXIR'S EFFECTS, AND YOU WILL
FORFEIT ANY POTENTIAL BENEFITS.
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SIDE EFFECTS: WHILE MOST USERS EXPERIENCE RAPID WEALTH, FAME, AND HAPPINESS, THE FOLLOWING
SIDE EFFECTS ARE POSSIBLE: DIZZINESS, RAPID PHYSICAL TRANSFORMATION (INCLUDING CHANGES IN APPEARANCE),
SUDDEN LOSS OF EMPATHY, INABILITY TO PROCESS EMOTIONS, INCREASED PUBLIC ATTENTION, AND COMPULSIVE DESIRES TO
FLAUNT NEWFOUND WEALTH. SERIOUS SIDE EFFECTS, INCLUDING PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS, IDENTITY CONFUSION, AND ARM
PHANTOM LIMB SENSATIONS, MAY ALSO OCCUR.
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WEALTH AND FAME: THE WEALTH YOU RECEIVE FROM THE ELIXIR WILL MANIFEST WITHIN 30 DAYS OF
CONSUMPTION, BUT THE EXACT METHOD OF ACQUISITION IS SUBJECT TO THE WHIMS OF FATE. YOU MAY WIN A FORTUNE IN
THE LOTTERY, INHERIT VAST ESTATES, OR SIMPLY RECEIVE SUBSTANTIAL GIFTS FROM MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTORS. FAME MAY
TAKE THE FORM OF WORLDWIDE RECOGNITION, ENDORSEMENT DEALS, OR SOCIAL MEDIA VIRALITY. HOWEVER, NOT ALL TYPES
OF FAME ARE GUARANTEED TO BE POSITIVE, AND YOU MAY ALSO ATTRACT UNWANTED ATTENTION, INCLUDING PAPARAZZI AND
STALKERS.
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ATTRACTIVENESS: YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE MAY UNDERGO DRASTIC CHANGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT
LIMITED TO: INCREASED HEIGHT, ENHANCED MUSCLE TONE, FACIAL SYMMETRY, RADIANT SKIN, AND IMPROVED HAIR
QUALITY. HOWEVER, ATTRACTIVENESS IS SUBJECTIVE, AND YOU MAY FIND THAT SOME PEOPLE BECOME UNNERVINGLY
OBSESSED WITH YOU, WHILE OTHERS ARE TURNED OFF BY YOUR NEWFOUND APPEARANCE. BE PREPARED FOR CONSTANT
ATTENTION, BOTH POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE.
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HAPPINESS: THE ELIXIR WILL ENHANCE YOUR SENSE OF HAPPINESS, OFTEN LEADING TO OVERWHELMING
FEELINGS OF JOY, CONTENTMENT, AND EMOTIONAL SATISFACTION. HOWEVER, DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE ELIXIR'S POWER,
HAPPINESS MAY BE FLEETING AND INCONSISTENT. PROLONGED PERIODS OF EUPHORIA MAY GIVE WAY TO MOMENTS OF
EXISTENTIAL DREAD, AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF QUESTIONING THE TRUE NATURE OF YOUR NEWFOUND HAPPINESS.
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NO REFUNDS: ONCE THE ELIXIR IS CONSUMED, NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES ARE POSSIBLE. THE ELIXIR'S
EFFECTS ARE IRREVERSIBLE, AND THE SACRIFICES REQUIRED ARE BINDING. ANY ATTEMPTS TO REVERSE THE SACRIFICES OR
UNDO THE EFFECTS MAY RESULT IN SEVERE CONSEQUENCES, INCLUDING LOSS OF WEALTH, ATTRACTIVENESS, FAME, AND
HAPPINESS.
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LEGAL & MORAL OBLIGATIONS: BY DRINKING THE ELIXIR, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE FULLY
RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LEGAL, MORAL, OR ETHICAL CONSEQUENCES ARISING FROM THE REQUIRED SACRIFICES. WE DISCLAIM
ANY LIABILITY FOR ANY EMOTIONAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, OR PHYSICAL HARM CAUSED TO YOU OR OTHERS AS A RESULT OF YOUR
PARTICIPATION IN THIS TRANSFORMATIVE PROCESS.
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INDEMNIFICATION: YOU AGREE TO INDEMNIFY AND HOLD HARMLESS THE CREATORS, DISTRIBUTORS, AND
AFFILIATES OF THE ELIXIR FROM ANY LEGAL ACTIONS, CLAIMS, OR DAMAGES ARISING FROM YOUR CONSUMPTION OF THE
PRODUCT, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: LAWSUITS RELATED TO YOUR LOSS OF BODY PARTS, FINANCIAL MISCONDUCT,
FAMILIAL REPERCUSSIONS, AND PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS.
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DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES: THE ELIXIR IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND,
EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A
PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. THE CREATORS OF THE ELIXIR MAKE NO PROMISES REGARDING THE
CONSISTENCY, TIMING, OR DURATION OF ITS EFFECTS.
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FORCE MAJEURE: THE CREATORS OF THE ELIXIR ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY FAILURE TO DELIVER RESULTS
DUE TO FORCES BEYOND THEIR CONTROL, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO NATURAL DISASTERS, COSMIC EVENTS, ALIEN
INTERVENTIONS, OR ANY OTHER EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCE.
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SEVERABILITY: IF ANY PROVISION OF THIS FINE PRINT IS FOUND TO BE INVALID OR UNENFORCEABLE
BY A COURT OF LAW, THE REMAINING PROVISIONS WILL CONTINUE IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT.
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AMENDMENTS: THE CREATORS OF THE ELIXIR RESERVE THE RIGHT TO MODIFY THESE TERMS AND
CONDITIONS AT ANY TIME WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE. BY CONTINUING TO CONSUME THE ELIXIR, YOU AGREE TO ABIDE BY THE
MOST CURRENT TERMS.
BY DRINKING THE ELIXIR, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD, AND ACCEPTED THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS
IN THEIR ENTIRETY. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.
NOT AVAILABLE IN ALL REGIONS. VOID WHERE ALLOWED. FOR USE ONLY BY THOSE PREPARED FOR RADICAL CHANGE. THIS
PRODUCT IS NOT ENDORSED BY ANY REPUTABLE ORGANIZATION.